I wiggled my way into an MA class in writing arts…. get this, it’s called…..
Publishing and Creative Writing.
I was giddy as hell when I read the course description for a few reasons:

1. I’m not even an MA student
2. Though signing into it as an undergrad is possible, I have a thousand and one scheduling conflicts
3. It’s with a very nice professor
4. I like getting into things over my head

Stay tuned…. the first class is today at 2:45 and since it’s a graduate five-week, the class is almost four hours long, four days a week. Holy shitfucks, Batman. But I’m sneaking in! At no cost to me because I’m not really signed into it!

This deserves a new category. Srsly.